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Taylor Swift Increases NFL Appearance Fee
Taylor Swift reportedly increased her sports appearance fee to $3 million per hour to watch a game on her home TV, with her in-person fee rising to $50 million for an entire game. When Chuck […]
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Hunter Biden Changes Family Name
Hunter Biden changed his last name to Gatherer with immediate effect according to one of his attorneys who would not speak on the record due to the sensitive nature of the situation. When asked by […]
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Harris and McCarthy investigate Huge Fireball over Texas
Harris and McCarthy team up on reported Texas Fireball. Chuck Todd, MSNB’s Chief Science Correspondent, reported a massive fireball over southern Texas this morning after being tipped off by a Twitter user. “I immediately called the […]
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Wonder Woman Y2K Script Leaked
During her interview with Michael O’Sullivan (Washington Post), Wonder Woman 1984 director Patty Jenkins affirmed that Warner Brothers had greenlit the 3rd installment of the Wonder Woman saga. “I agreed to do it under the […]