Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Disney’s exciting new Star Wars Trilogy!

April 7, 2023 Nark Report

Disney’s Lucasfilm President, Kathleen Kennedy, excitedly announced her new Star Wars trilogy during the 2023 Star Wars Celebration. Star Wars to feature the return of Mary Sue Skywalker Kennedy cleared up a common misconception by stating that: “Mary Sue Skywalker, the […]

Leaked Final Scene of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

December 11, 2019 Nark Report

After noticing an advertisement on Craigslist for the “…final 3 minutes of Star Wars 9,” Reddit user DontLookHere took the bait and purchased the video for $8. “I told my sister, what’s $8 to find […]