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Taylor Swift Increases NFL Appearance Fee
Taylor Swift reportedly increased her sports appearance fee to $3 million per hour to watch a game on her home TV, with her in-person fee rising to $50 million for an entire game. When Chuck […]
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Hunter Biden Changes Family Name
Hunter Biden changed his last name to Gatherer with immediate effect according to one of his attorneys who would not speak on the record due to the sensitive nature of the situation. When asked by […]
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Ban Boeing 777s at JFK Airport–Incoming Transportation Secretary Emanuel
Rahm Emanuel, the incoming U.S. Transportation Secretary was allegedly overheard saying to an aide “…and we’re going to [expletive] ban all Boeing 777s at Kennedy Airport…no airplane is going to [expletive] defame the memory of […]