A stunning transcript was leaked between US President Joe Biden and North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un. Biden: Kim, I need to crush Texas. Un: How can I help, Joe? Biden: That bastard DeSantis […]
Scott Kirby, United Airlines CEO, announced that the company has upgraded its renown Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) program to now include dead people. “While it may seem that the 8 billion people living is […]
Taylor Swift reportedly increased her sports appearance fee to $3 million per hour to watch a game on her home TV, with her in-person fee rising to $50 million for an entire game. When Chuck […]
Hunter Biden changed his last name to Gatherer with immediate effect according to one of his attorneys who would not speak on the record due to the sensitive nature of the situation. When asked by […]
Harris and McCarthy team up on reported Texas Fireball. Chuck Todd, MSNB’s Chief Science Correspondent, reported a massive fireball over southern Texas this morning after being tipped off by a Twitter user. “I immediately called the […]
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