Disney’s Lucasfilm President, Kathleen Kennedy, excitedly announced her new Star Wars trilogy during the 2023 Star Wars Celebration. Star Wars to feature the return of Mary Sue Skywalker Kennedy cleared up a common misconception by stating that: “Mary Sue Skywalker, the […]
The Myspace Files, Part 2 Buttigieg to lead Project Distraction During a news conference at Biden’s University of Pennsylvania office, a hot mic picked up the president talking with NBC’s Andrea Mitchell: “Buttigieg is the best […]
The Myspace Files, Part 1 Biden and Zelenskyy Launch World War III “Listen, AOL, I need to ensure that Zelenskyy keeps my ‘dealings’ with his government top secret.” “My name is AOC, Joe And why […]
“The Amazon Cilantro SUV is designed to conquer Musk’s Cybertruck. It’s the same thing we did to him with the resounding success of my Blue Origin New Shepard compared to the Space X whatever-it’s-called?” Cilantro SUV vs. […]
The actions of Canadian banks freezing people’s accounts has frightened British Royals into taking desperate financial action. Prince Charles was recently seen standing at an ATM outside an Ontario branch of the Toronto-Dominion Bank. Talking […]
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