Taylor Swift Increases NFL Appearance Fee

Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift reportedly increased her sports appearance fee to $3 million per hour to watch a game on her home TV, with her in-person fee rising to $50 million for an entire game.

When Chuck Todd, MSNBC’s Chief Science Correspondent, was asked what he thought of the new agreement, his official response was: “I stand with Taylor.” Off camera, a spokesperson for Todd allegedly said, “Chuck tried to hire her to watch his kid’s little league baseball game and was appalled that her handlers wanted $100,000 for a 5-minute appearance.”

 

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift

In an unreleased statement to MSNBC by 13 Management, Taylor’s management company:

“Both Andrea (Swift) and I (Scott Swift), as critical members of Taylor’s management company and her parents, are encouraged that Roger (Goodell, NFL Commissioner) said the dollars made sense and he was just happy that we didn’t insist on taking a part of revenue…yet. Obviously, this deal only applies to the NFL. Baseball is so much longer and tedious that we’re still determining what price we could name that would be equitable to Taylor.”

 

Off the Record:  Wall Street vs. Taylor Swift

At an alleged meeting at Goldman Sachs between David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs, and Chuck Todd from MSNBC, Todd was overheard saying, “David, I’ve lost so much money on Swift Transportation, I’m beyond flummoxed. How could Taylor Swift do this to one of her Swifties?!” “Chuck, you understand there’s no connection between Taylor Swift and Swift Transportation (Knight-Swift Transportation Holdings Inc. NYSE: KNX), right?”  Right?!

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