Hunter Biden changed his last name to Gatherer with immediate effect according to one of his attorneys who would not speak on the record due to the sensitive nature of the situation.
When asked by Chuck Todd, MSNB’s Chief Science Correspondent, Mark Cuban, a marketing and genealogist expert, was allegedly overheard saying: “…that makes a lot of sense. The Biden name market capitalization is in the toilet. Hunter’s valuation can only improve from here.”
The former Hunter Biden
In a statement to MSNBC and CNN by Omnicom Group, Gatherer’s new marketing representative:
“We’re working on a multi-billion dollar campaign to position TAFNAB (The Artist Formerly Known as Biden) as the cutting edge of still life paintings. To reassure our ex-Soviet and Asian block clients, we’ve created a sophisticated AI that was trained on the work of Bob Ross. We can emphatically say that Hunter Gatherer has had no input into creating these amazing works of art. We stencil his name onto the bottom of each painting and then pay him in cash.”
Off the Record: Wall Street vs. Hunter Biden
“Chuck, as an investor in Hunter Gatherer’s art, I just smile at how much the secondary market values his work. I’ve purchased and resold his work Falling Apple in Ukraine a dozen times. Each time the value goes up as people in the know realize the connections that come with a purchase of Gatherer’s art. Excerpts from an interview of David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs, by Chuck Todd from MSNBC were allegedly leaked to X (Twitter) by an unnamed source who didn’t have permission to speak on the subject.
Be the first to comment