Canadian Truckers face a military reckoning ordered by Queen Elizabeth II.
“Just as we, as a Commonwealth, came together during the Falkland Islands conflict against the insurgent Argentinians, we shall once again prevail in our battle with the Canadian Trucker insurgents in Canada.”
Official Notice to Candian Truckers
Press Secretary’s statement:
“HM Queen Elizabeth has ordered that the Royal Navy’s fleet be dispatched immediately to Canada in order to end the Canadian Trucker uprising. We’re particularly focused on the capital city of Ottawa and have been in annual consultations with Prime Ministers Johnson and Trudeau, as their social calendar allows.”
US Military Analysis of Canadian Truckers
Brian William’s, President Biden’s recently appointed US Joint Chief of Staffs, commented: “I recall my deployment to Ottawa aboard the Nimitz carrier strike group as the CEO of airplane launch and parking operations. For the British navy, I expect that the HMS Prince of Wales aircraft carrier, along with two Vanguard submarines, six Type 45 destroyers, and ten Type 23 frigates will sail into the Ottawa area via the St. Lawrence and Ottawa Rivers. Then launch their attack against the Canadian Truckers with a phalanx of Harriers from the aircraft carrier and nuclear missiles from the submarines.”
“Brian, didn’t you just release the UK’s classified plot to reporters?” asked MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell.
Williams responded, “Andrea, you know…whether I did or not is classified information.”
Off the Record: Wall Street vs. Candian Truckers
During a discussion about purchasing Boeing stock with Dick Cheney and Tony Blair, David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs was allegedly overheard saying, “…war is the only thing better than cryptocurrency arbitrage. I’ve been bankrolling the Candian Truckers so the UK can purchase expensive aircraft from Boeing when the inevitability of armed conflict comes to fruition.
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