Following the transfer of millions of medical records from Ascension Health Systems to Google’s Project Nightingale, an anonymous Google worker searched the database and found Mark Zuckerberg’s medical records.
“Nothing really that we didn’t expect. Diagnosed as psychofrantic. Ongoing issues with hangnails. Paranoia of twins.”
Continuing “…Mark’s mom is a licensed psychiatrist, so I’m sure she knew all about this even before I sent her an E-mail containing his medical file.”
Why Mark Zuckerberg?
When asked why he would look up details about a specific person, the anonymous worker replied: “I was bored.”
The Washington Post reached out to Zuckerberg’s former family doctor who said he “…couldn’t comment due to HIPAA requirements…” except to say “…I always remembered him as a spoiled asshole.”
Off the Record: Mark Zuckerberg
David Solomon, Goldman Sachs CEO, replying about the family doctor’s comments to Google’s former CEO Sergey Brin: “…yeah, I can see how the doctor would come to that conclusion.” With Brin confidently supporting his friend: “Mark has always been a champion of transparency at Facebook so I think he’ll be fine with us publishing his medical history in a public Google Docs file.”
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