Following the trouncing of Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour Party in the UK’s General Election, the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg allegedly overheard a conversation between Corbyn and Hillary Clinton at Wenlock and Essex pub discussing Clinton and Corbyn partnering to run as President and Vice President on the US Democratic party ticket.
“I don’t know how I could have lost, it’s a damn mystery…” said Corbyn.
“I know! That’s what I think about my loss to Trump!”
“Listen, I have the rich people in the cities of New York, Boston, Washington D.C., Seattle, San Francisco and Los Angeles ready to back me based on my ‘I’m going to lower your taxes to 2%‘ campaign slogan,” Clinton stated. “After 3 years of research by McKinsey & Company, they found that people actually live in the desert between New York and San Francisco?! Who would have known?”
“Can I just say…” Corbyn reportedly tried to interject.
Clinton continued. “If you can just appease the poor people who make less than $1 million per year with your ‘Everything is Free‘ campaign and fund it by raising their income taxes to a flat 54%, we can beat Bernie Sanders!”
“But aren’t we running against Trump and…” Corbyn again tried to interject.
“Don’t worry about him. I’ll put him on the board of the Clinton Foundation. He’ll be fine.”
“But I’m not even a citizen of the US…” the exasperated Corbyn began to reply.
“That’s what presidential decrees are for,” Clinton responded.
“You mean an executive order?” Corbyn squeezed into their conversation.
“Whatever.”
Off the Record: Clinton and Corbyn
In a statement alleged to have been made by Dave Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs: “I strongly support the Clinton/Corbyn campaign and look forward to their assistance with our acquisition of the Bank of England.”
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