Reaching back to their glory days, Dick Cheney and Tony Blair have formed WarBabyWar Inc. Launched in Texas, Cheney described the company as “…a way to leverage the oil out of Afghanistan, Iran, and Iraq on behalf of our shareholders.”
$50 billion of first-round venture capital funding is being provided by a consortium including Haliburton, Saudia Arabia, and Israel.
The company is expected to go public on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) during the first week in January under the ticker symbol WAR.
Meanwhile, in London, Blair accidentally butt called Alex Marlow, editor-in-chief of Breitbart News, while rehearsing his opening bell speech for the Initial Public Offering (IPO) and was overheard by Marlow and Wolf Blitzer as saying to an unknown female associate “…the point is to wage a multi-decade war under the pretense of providing United Nation’s backed security to our company.”
Blitzer was later asked by Andrea Mitchell from NBC to elaborate on what he heard to which he responded: “…nothing out of the ordinary, Tony isn’t very good with new technology. How’d you find out about the call? Was it from Alan?”
Off the Record: Dick Cheney and Tony Blair
In an opinion article in the New York Times, Dave Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs wrote: “…so we’re very positive about Dick and Tony’s new company, primarily because we expect to get the gig underwriting the IPO.
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