Ahead of the next Democratic debate, Senator Elizabeth Warren’s campaign has retained Rob Van Winkle to assist Warren with strategy and messaging around her ongoing personal issues which include her claims of being Native American as well as her morphing reasons for leaving her job at Riverdale Public schools.
During a break after a campaign speech, Warren’s eyes lit up when she explained that “…Rob had done a remarkable job of deflecting and using C-suite Management Language (CML) in defense of his issues with the rock band Queen. I’m truly looking forward to his strategy for me as we rehearse for my next debate.”
Spotted in the audience, Van Winkle (formerly known as Vanilla Ice) was busy taking video and notes of his newest client’s presentation. “I really want to work with her to amp up her skills of using obfuscating language, from a tactical perspective. Strategically, we plan to have her lip-sync responses to the pre-determined questions we’ve received from the Democratic party.”
Reaction to the news has been positive, with Dave Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs saying, “…this new strategy for Elizabeth makes a lot of sense. Rob is clearly the right person at the right time to help her and her campaign.”
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