At a recent press conference embattled United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz urged passengers to help him help you by buying airline fashion:
“Since being voted by PR Week as the 2017 Communicator of the Year, I urge all of our passengers to identify themselves to our staff and police so that we don’t have any more minor incidents like we’ve been having for the last four weeks. United Airlines is pleased to roll-out our new line of airline fashion:
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- Want to be comfortable flying? Buy our Legs United
- Don’t want to be bumped from your flight? Let us know by wearing our Don’t Bump Me Bro! T-shirt.
We ask everyone to adopt my personal sense of urgency and near-genius level of communication skills by visually communicating directly with our staff and the police. Buy and wear our recommended airline fashion today!
At United, we want you to be comfortable, safe, and profitable.”
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