Kendall Jenner solves Black Lives Matter concerns

In a stunning victory for the 2020 Kardashian’s for President PAC, Kendall Jenner raised $1.8 thousand dollars by introducing the Kardashian’s first homebrewed solution to the issue of Black Lives Matter. On the PAC’s Issues page, Jenner stated:

“Black Lives Matter is an essential part of American life and a staple of the world economy. The Kardashians are committed to policies that lower the costs of acquiring Pepsi for hardworking Americans freeing us from our dependence on Coke. By increasing taxes on the poor and physically unaltered by 32.6% and reducing Social Security payments to those over the age of 25, whichever Kardashian wins in 2020 will be able to supplement the supply of weekly Pepsi to those Americans who have taxable earnings over $2.5 million dollars and annual physical alteration expenses over $100,000.”